Randomly Evacuated!

So, Kelly and were sitting around the apartment after work today when we both start coughing/choking. We start to have trouble breathing and we get itchy! We decide to leave the apartment and go to Subway across the street. On my way out the door, I phone my land lord and be like: "...so ya... we can't breath and we're coughing and itchy... so ya... see ya later...".

At subway, Kelly and I were still coughing and pounding water back. After a while, I look out the window and see EMS, police and fire trucks! We wander back over to see our entire floor- and a couple others- all sitting outside near the ambulance.

GET THIS: Everyone on our floor was coughing and vomiting and could not breath... and it turned out to be a lady at the end of the hallway cooking peppers SO HOT that it essentially pepper sprayed the whole floor. She had evacuated herself to her balcony... but failed to TELL ANYONE ELSE! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

We had to stay out for a couple hours while they air the floor off. I'm still itchy and Kelly's still coughing, but it's mostly gone.

HOW FUNNY!???!!!